WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I will die if light touches me.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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