found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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