Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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