we made out on top of his cat.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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