I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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