Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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