I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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