Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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