oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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