all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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