You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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