I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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