You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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