I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Alive.
So much puke
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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