do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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