So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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