The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
