your thong is hanging out like whoa
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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