I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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