Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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