fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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