Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
the condom got lost in my hair
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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