I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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