There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
im about as happy as oj after his trial
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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