I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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