Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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