susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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