Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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