It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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