I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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