like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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