Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
My vagina just recognized that song.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
