K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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