Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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