would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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