I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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