Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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