No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize