Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just cropdusted the office
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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