I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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