Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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