We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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