I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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