It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Those nachos came to me in a dream
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