You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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