I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I wanna passion pit in your ass
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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