Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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