So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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