put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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