I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize