Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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