come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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