i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I pour the whiskey from now on
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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