I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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