Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
My life is pants optional.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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